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The top eleven things that will never happen...


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Michael Jackson #11 #11: Michael Jackson becomes normal.
#10: Richard Simmons makes a friend.
#9: A product made by Microsoft that isn't crap.
#8: The stain on the Dress is really Ken Starr's.
#7: The poop deck on a ship becomes true to its name.
#6: Bill Gates loses his virginity.
#5: Dennis Franz becomes a hooker and has success.
#4: Drinking makes people look less attractive.
#3: Homer Simpson becomes a Homer Sexual.
#2: I will need Viagra.

And the number one thing that will never happen...
...is Bill Clinton sleeping with Hillary.



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